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Post by I Don't Fly I Levitate on Apr 11, 2006 22:28:56 GMT 8
Lets see, this would be the perfect part I go crazy and shoot a hella lot of people
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Post by Jesticle on Apr 13, 2006 21:12:52 GMT 8
Ahahahah that made me laugh. Go bel!
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Post by jelinda on Apr 15, 2006 9:53:53 GMT 8
okay, suggestion noted renzhi. ow my dad's gf's daughgters daughter was pulling a ring off my finger and she heaps scraped it.
CONTINUING STORY "Jess got out her super-duper-purple-jessinda-zapper-snapper-crapper and super-duper-purple-jessinda-zapper-snapper-crappered the pimply cash machine dude at the macdonalds check out to death and got her meal for free. w00t for jess!
-ADVERTISMENT- TO PURCHASE A SUPER-DUPER-PURPLE-JESSINDA-ZAPPER-SNAPPER-CRAPPER, CONTACT YOUR NEAREST WHEEZLEYS WIZARDING WHEEZES STORE OR YOUR LOCAL EXPLOSIVES SHOP or CALL 1800, C-R-A-P-P-E-R-B! THE B STANDS FOR BARGAIN!-ADVERTISMENT-
So Jess started eating her free meal and they started talking about Justin Goh, the newly appointed Navy Captain of the USA. Man he was crazy. Ryan had seen him on the news...
"Welcome to Channel 5 news. This is... yep. James Massey. If you haven't realised, i've taken over every single channel in the whole world, so everytime you switch on a tv, you'll see me, reading the news. It's alllll me.... -spookily- it's allll me.... "IN OTHER NEWS! Justin Goh has recently been appointed the top job in the U.S Navy. He said "I'm very happy with the result. I'm so glad i got the job." However, U.S Officials are thinking of withdrawing the promotion, after an angry outburst that we have caught on tape... Bella? Roll the tape." -tape rolls- *View of Justin and som eother random with their backs to us... and a huge screen with a radar going BEEP... BEEP.... BEEEP with red dots everywhere.* Justin: "How fast are we going, Alan?" Alan: "About a gazillion million trillion yillion knots, sir." Justin: "That will not do. Go faster." Alan: *Spills coke onto the buttons* "Oh shit. Wait.... okay. Now going at a gazillion million trillion yillion pillion knots sir." Justin: "Look at our super-duper-radar-kadar-zadar-tadars! They're going way too slow... faster! Alan: Okay okay... there. Justin: ... faaaster.... Alan: *presses more red buttons* That's as fast as we can go! Justin: I said FASTER! Alan: *cowers in fear* We're gonna crash, sir!" Justin: *Now his head has gone purple* ALAN! YOU IDIOT! I SAID GO FASTER! FASTER I SAY! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! -and the screen shows justin beating up alan with a telescope over the head and alan squealing in fear, and the cameraman running around, trying to get all the footage, and then justin goes absoulutely psycho, eye twitching, and throws alan headfirst into the enormous BEEP-ing screen. Alan: What the HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU! AIYAH! AIYAHAIYAHAIYAH!" Justin: *screams like a gorilla man, and turns to face the camera, which now he has a moustache but looks no older than he does now* I'll kill you... I'LL KILL YOU ALL!" -screen blacks out-
"Yeah... that was creepy" Ryan said. "Uh... Renzhi... are you okay?" They all looked at renzhi. Come to think of it... he did look rather odd... he didn't look like he usually did. For one thing, he had lipstick on. Renzhi did that thing he does where he's like WTF and looks around at everyone crazily. "What???!?!" He said. He was wearing eye shadow too. "Wrong colour?" "HE'S GONNA BLOW!!!!" Jelinda screamed. And indeed he did. Everyone knew that the first symptom of a renzhi-outburst was putting on excessive make up. Then second step was... "WHAT THE FUCK" Ryan yelled. Now Renzhi had started screaming. "AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!! *gasp* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! *gasp* AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! *gasp*" He yelled, in a most jelinda-like way. Then carrots sprouted from his ears, celery from his nose, and a tomat from his ass. Then he got out his jessinda-whatever-you-call-it gun and shot everyone, but narrowly missed jess and jelinda and ryan, and killed everyone else. Then he fainted and fell on the floor, and the vegetables VANISHED. jess ran to his side and held him in her arms like in beauty and the beast. "Renzhi! Don't leave me! I can't live without you!" She sobbed into his purple shirt. "NOOOO-" "SHUT UP!" Renzhi yelled. "What the ... what's happening..." He raised his hand to his head. "It all seems like... such a blur." "Well you just killed alot of people." Ryan said, wiping the blood off his shirt from another persopn's head and helping up belinda who had dived behind a fat dude, who got shot. "Oh, right, sorry about that. Happens ALLT HE TIME YOU KNOW." "Yeah." "Let's go somewhere else."
***WOW I SUCK AT WRITING. Oh well. Byebye. Taking kevin to the park now... SEE YA AT ROLLAWAYS!!!!***
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Post by sammi on Apr 19, 2006 10:30:01 GMT 8
kinky
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Post by sammi on Apr 19, 2006 10:32:31 GMT 8
w8 i didnt r4elize there was a second page
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Post by jelinda on May 18, 2006 21:25:40 GMT 8
*CONTINUING STORY* (I don't think anyone reads these anymore...
So then, Ryan Atwood (who is a sexy beast), Jelinda, Jesticle and Renzhi went to the airport and caught a plane to Jessinda Valley, a wonderful land of candy and fairy floss and o.c re runs and straight jackets. On the way, the stewardess gave Renzhi the wrong type of peanuts so he threw her out the window. The pilot wasn't very happy.
They landed in Jessinda Valley, and a wonderful sight met their eyes.
*Can't be stuffed finishing so TO BE CONTINUED*
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Post by Jesticle on Jun 4, 2006 13:53:38 GMT 8
Alright... Jess is going to have a turn.
Well, a different (wonderful) sight met each of their eyes... you see, it was one of those magical lands where everybody sees their own fantasy. For Ryan, it was a million Marissa's Jelinda's, for Jelinda it was a million Ryans and sugar filled lakes and for Jess it was a basketball court will several basketball's with various expressions bouncing randomly here and there. Yes, they had facial expressions. Renzhi saw... well, to keep this a PG13 rating, let's not mention that.
Anyway, the foursome was starting to separate with Ryan Atwood and Jelinda miraculously drifting to one area and Jesticle and Renzhi in opposite directions. In reality, Jessinda Valley was just a tip for old belongings (filled with candy, fairy floss and o.c re runs and straight jackets), but in this case, looks can be very deceiving.
It wasn't long until Renzhi's mind began giving off hints to what his fantasy world was - He was sitting on the ground with his legs crossed, hands somewhere near his lap and eyes dreamily focused to a space directly infront of him. In fact, it looked like a scene out of American Pie.
*TO BE CONTINUED BY JELINDA*
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Post by jelinda on Jun 4, 2006 19:16:19 GMT 8
CONTINUING STORY
Dreamily, Renzhi put his hands into his pants... searched around... grabbed it....and pulled it out. He stroked it, humming to himself, scratching it here and there. My my, how it had grown! Renzhi set down his pet hamster, blackie and let it run around the valley (which was in fact a dump).
To him, the world was ...
ATTENTION. THE FOLLOWING SECTION HAS BEEN REMOVED BY N.A.N.N.A.S, THE NOCTURNAL ASSOCIATION OF NINJA-NUNS AND SLUGS FOR EXPLCIT CONTENT. REALLLYYY EXPLICIT CONTENT.
Suddenly, the world blew up and everyone died.
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The end.
But miraculously, only all the Jessinda Club members (which includes ryan atwood of course) survived!!! w00t! Jelinda and Jesticle gathered everyone for a gathering so everyone gathered in this random gathering place. Gathering is fun.
"My dear Jessindas!" Jesticle bellowed. "Our time has come! We must go and destroy the RING!!" She shrieked, one of her eyes popping. "To Mordor!!! Gandalf!! Aragorn! Elves! Sam! Frodo Baggins! Hobbits! Orcs! Goblins! Tooth fairies! Easter bunnies! ONWARD!!"
*silence*
"Why don't you sit down, Jess?" Jelinda said tenatively, creating a chair (because now jelinda and jesticle were gods because the world blew up, remember...) and jess sat down. Then Jelinda clicked her fingers and Jesticle was holding a nice packet of caster sugar to keep her occupied while she calmed down.
"Now, Jessindas. We need to recreate the universe, where shall we start?"
TO BE CONTINUED
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Post by Jesticle on Jun 4, 2006 20:30:55 GMT 8
"Well, I think we should rebuild the sun," suggested Renzhi in a matter-of-fact tone, "it gives life to everything on Earth and without it, the world cannot florish and we cannot use materials such as -" He was cut off by Jesticle who added, "And not to mention, it is REALLY hawt!" *wink wink* "Erm... YESSSS," said Jelinda. "As hot as me?" asked Ryan Atwood with disbelief. "Oh, never sweet heart," comforted Jelinda as she led Ryan over to a room (at the random gathering place), "Let me show you how hot you are."
Jesticle and Renzhi sat alone in silence for a while, both deep in thought about what to recreate yet. Their deep thoughts about the Earth and other non-related things were interupted rudely by a squeaking noise coming from the room in which Jelinda and Ryan were. "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!!??" exclaimed Renzhi, jumping up. "Language." stated Jess. They walked quietly to the closed door and Renzhi opened it softly. "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING??!!" screamed Renzhi, in a way that Jesticle thought was highly unecessary. "We're having FUN," said Jelinda in a matter-of-fact way, that was similary to Renzhi's matter-of-fact tone (just less intellectual).
Sure enough, the pair were indeed getting quite "hot" and having "fun" on a squeaking bed. It appeared they had been jumping on it like a pair of two year old and singing Spice Girl songs. "Stop right now! Thank you very much! I need somebody with the human touuuuch!" Ryan was still jumping on the bed squealing, his light brown hair in a floppy mess. His face was a little pink and Jesticle noticed that their was an obvious tear down the center of his shirt.
"That's... normal," Jess remarked. "Ok. Continue," said Renzhi, "Just SHUT THE FUCK UP!" With that, Jess and Renzhi returned to their thinking positions in the main floor. Jess sat on a chair nibbling her sugar and Renzhi sat cross legged on the floor, his hamster restless in his lap. Jess was distracted by the hamster. In the corner of her eye, she could see the black thing standing on it's hind legs, it's head pointed in the air.
"Would you please control that damn thing?" "Oh, sorry. I haven't learnt how to control it's hormones yet." He said shyly. "My bad. Well... just do something with it. It's rather distracting. I know, let's take a break and have some hot fun ourselves. Got any ideas?"
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Post by sammi on Jul 19, 2006 9:17:58 GMT 8
okidoky.....
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