The Jessinda Club 10 years from now

[jelinda]

...."Welcome to channel 15 first at 2 news. This is James Massey.
"Our first story for tonight, is the recent activity of the 'Jessinda Club', lead by Jessica and Belinda. We now have the head of the police force with us now. Hello Bijit."
"Hello James."
"Good to see you Bijit. Now, the Jessinda Club has been active for the last ten years, am I correct?"
*Bijit strokes ENORMOUS beard* "Yes... they have over 2000 members. Their activity has gotten steadily irrational. It is becoming a huge ethical and social problem in the city of perth."
"What kinds of problems have they created?"
*straightens HUGE white turban* "Well... they have been creating quite a racket... doing things such as...

TO BE CONTINUED.

[Jesticle]

LMAO! Do you still want people to continue writing?

[jelinda]

yeah, anyone can write. But the story's munted as. Do as you please. But include people from rossy, that'll make it funneh.

[chuch]

You is good at this! hehe it was funneh!

[xxsamzxx]

THat was really good..
But James as a news reader..
Omg.. He'll scare everyone..

[AzzI]

They'd already die before he gets to say anything.

[AzzI]

Nah, just kidding. He has amy and bella and his little year eight friend to cheer him on. ON AIR!

[chuch]

Yay!! (OMG OMG says sam, for she says that rather alot)

[sammi]

CONTINUING STORY...
"crashing the queens birthday party, and protests in london that alan ling shouldnt be the priminister of australia, and should be fired." bijit goes on,
"did you hear that the groups arch enemy Edwina Lee was tickled to death last month?" james replys combing his mullet,
"ohh i'll miss her deaply, great friend one of my only, and always so clean,(sniff sniff)"

[jelinda]

CONTINUING STORY...

"There there bijit..." sniffed James Massey, patting Bijit on the arm again... and again... and again...
"Uh... can you stop that?" Bijit said shiftily, taking his arm off the newsdesk. James started, and straightened himself.
"Ahem! Yes, sorry about that Bijit. How are the kids?"
"Oh, they're great! Saksham makes a great mother. He cooks... cleans... all that. He's getting very good at making chapatis now."
"Good to hear from you Bijit, see ya."
"Shalom."
"Now to Kate Waswo with the weather."
*Camera slides to Kate, who is wearing a grey businesswomans suit and has her hair cut to her neck.*
"HELLO FREAKS!" Shrieked Kate, her head cocked to one side and one of her eyes bulging. "COME TO HEAR THE WEATHER HAVE YA? WELL YOU CAN KISS MY ASS *tears up papers and throws them in the air*, CUS I'M NOT GONNA-"
*Gun cocks*
"Today in Perth, it was warm and sunny at 55 degrees. Global warming, here we come! Melbourne and Sydney were both 56, and all the other states which i cant remember the names of were... yeah. Back to you, FUCKERS!" << off Bruce almighty XD
"Thank you Kate. Forgot to take her pills this morning i see... now-"
WHACK-SMASH-SQUEAL-THUDTHUDTHUDTHUD... silence... *whimper* THUD THUD THUD THUD THUD!... *silence*...
*Renzhi puts down the bloodstained chair and steps over the remains of Massey which have been hammered into the floor.*
"About time. I'm here to tell you the news!" Renzhi said excitedly, bouncing on the chair in his renzhi-like way. "And yes, i am part of the jessinda club, so if you've got a problem with us burning down the queen's castle and the whitehouse and Mr. Wieman's house, then SCREW YOU!"
"Now today in Alanling land there it was rainig sh-"

**Person watching the t.v switches the programme to channel Jessinda"

*Jelinda and Jesticle are sitting on an enormous kooshy purple couch in a set full of jelly cup wallpaper*

"HELLOOOHH!!!" screamed Jelinda and Jesticle. They went ultra high, screaming and bouncing around. Jelinda flung out her arm and her bracelet flew off, instantly killing one of the cameramen. Oh well.
"Welcome to the Jessinda show! With us, your hosts Jelinda-"
"-and Jesticle!"
"Today on our show, we have some special guests... "

TO BE CONTINUED.

[sammi]

STORY CONTINUED an aged rockerwiv a fro, maths teacher at rossie high, you no who it is its mr southens!! *cheering*

[AzzI]

*cheers*

[chuch]

*ears!*

[jelinda]

Then the person watching TV (Ryan Atwood) Turned off the T.V, and looked over to the girl sitting next to him... her name was JELINDA!!! Oh yes, they were in love... Jelinda being a lovely-smelling girl from Afghanistan, be being the hot rugged boy from the O.C. They lived in a wonderful black and pink mansion in CAERLIFORRRRNYAAAAA next to the sea.... with a dog called Puffy and a cat called Muffy and a fish called Scruffy and a budgie called Fido and a frog called Snowball... oh yes, it was a wonderful family of just Ryan Atwood, Jelinda, Puffy, Muffy, Scruffy, Fido and Snowball.
Ryan stood up and lifted up Jelinda.
"To infinity... and beyond!!!" He flew out the window and to the nearest macdonalds, where they had fish burger and fires and shared a milkshake.
"So, how's Jess?" He said conversationally, feeding her a chip. (WOOOT!)
"Oh, she's good, she's on her 57th baby now, i think they're calling it Emerald, after its godmother." Jelinda said with her mouth full of food as she delicately stuffed her face.
"And Renzhi?"
"Oh, he's good too. He runs a garage, pulls cars to bits, fills all the pipes up with drugs, puts them back together again and ships them off to different parts of the world. He's quite good at it.
Then, WHAT A COINCIDENCE. Renzhi and Jesticle walked through the macdonalds door.
"Jess!"
"Jelinda!"
"Indeed!"
"in-DEED!"
THen followed much giggling, and making all the pimply workers at macdonalds stare at them. They sat down and Renzhi put her arm around Jess (AWWW).
"Hello Ryan Atwood, one of the stars on the OC, dating Jelinda because you LUURVE HER." Said Jesticle.
"Hello Jess." He said
(okay, this plot's going nowhere...)
"Have you heard from Justin, Brian, Emerald ( and Jeremy), and other jessinda members lately?"

MAN THAT WAS LAME. Sorry about the terrible writing guys. But hey, i had to have ben mckenzie in there somewhere...

[chuch]

"Renzhi put HER arm around jess" heheheh! I didn't realize that renzhi was the kind to have a sex change in the futer!